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Quotes

Page history last edited by Cyrano Jones 9 years, 11 months ago

Freshman Year:

Koneko (To Win): "Okay, there's a letter E and a letter I. Do you not have those in Scottish?"

 

Koneko (After Win asks her to the Winter Formal): "I've only been waiting ALL SEMESTER for you to ask me!"

 

Win (often): "Am I not speaking English, here?"

 

Win (often): ".....No. I don't get it." 

 

Win (On the topic of being possessed by dead people): "I wouldn't classify it as a curse. It just sucks."

 

Win (On the possibility of losing roommate Vlad): "Well, if he doesn't come back, we'll have an extra bed for *our* stuffed animal zoo!"

 

Win (On finding himself staring at hotness that is *not* his girlfriend): "Koneko? Could you punch me please? So I can look away?"

 

 

Squashmores:

Win: "Don't worry Captain, you'll be decontaminated from ... bacon."

--Yeah, I don't remember what this was related to.

 

Marston: "(Van) can buy something, and if we get it, we'll know it's real."

--And it WAS real.

 

Headmaster: "(The gym teacher's) taken a bad fall down some steps."

Win: "Oh, that's good."

--Well, yeah, I guess at Ashworth, falling down steps is one of the lesser fates that might befall you.

 

Win: "I'm not sayin' that I can't be here and there at the same time."

--Apparently he's mastered co-location!

 

Win: "Can you tell if anyone's got a spell on me?"

Koneko: "I've got a spell on you." *wink*

--Oh, yeah, and the hair color.

 

Koneko: "Yeah, we're not making out over trump, ever."

--Because EW!

 

Future Marston: "It's a crazy random happenstance."

Present Marston: "I would NEVER say that."

--The perils of talking to your future self.

 

 

Juniors: Penultimate

GM: (asking about fashion) "Are you into a sort of bondage-y ..."

Van: "No."

 

Marston: "Boiled meat?"

GM: "Every man has his weakness. And for Mike? It's boiled meat."

 

Dawn: "You can't _evil_ math."

--Talking about the difference in classes at Charybdis Academy

 

Koneko (answering door): "What?"

Marston: "There's an evil hole in my floor. You have to come check it out."

 

Mike: "How far away is the other hole?"

GM: "Like 100 feet?"

Mike: "Oh, we don't have that much sheet."

 

GM: "The meat this morning is boiled bacon."

Everyone: "Ewwwwwwwwwww."

 

Marston: "I'm glad you guys bought me pajamas."

Koneko and Van: "So are we."

--Talking about what we could hide in our PJs... or not hide, if we didn't have PJs

 

Vlad (to Marston): "I need to talk to girls."

GM (as Marston): "I'm not a girl!"

 

Mike: "I will grab a putty trowel and stab (the demonic lizard)."

 

Dawn: "I go to the chemistry lab, or wherever the electro-telescope is."

--Looking for the electronmicroscope

 

Barb: "Do I have a Faberge egg?"

GM: "Yes."

Dawn: "I just got fish breath."

--From our dreams

 

Suhuy (GM): "And who woulda thunk that destroying one little gem would have destroyed the universe?"

 

Koneko: We'll speak to them in Thari. Unless we come across a concept we can't express in Thari, and then we'll switch to English."

Marston: "So we're speaking Thenglish?"

 

Seniorfightis:

Koneko: "It's Wales, it's like the poor man's version of Ireland."

Win: "Oh, that's a good travel slogan."

 

Koneko: "Can we take the Hogwarts Express?"

Win: "Yes."

Marston: "You know, he's just wanting you to run into that pole."

 

GM: "So you're going to make psychic contact with the cup?"

 

Win: "Wait, there's a trump of my house?"

Marston: "Yeah, I made it a while ago."

Win: "Why did I keep it? I might have called there on accident!"

 

(after pulling a whole guy out of a burial mound)

GM: "Yeah, he's breathing."

Everyone: "Whoa!"

Win (atop the hill): "What? Whoa!"

 

Win: "Hey, you daft cow, I'm in the water!"

- Taunting the Green Bull

 

Koneko: "Vlad can go home and get the anvil from his village, and then trump back, and then we drop the anvil into the room of hands. It'll be just like Bugs Bunny!"

 

GM: "You're not there."

Dawn: "You trumped out to Scotland."

C.J.: "Wait, no, I was kidding. I thought you guys were joking about shooting out the windows!"

 

Dawn: "What is the area code for Chaos, out of curiosity?"

Mike: "It's whatever you want it to be, as long as the last 7 numbers are right."

 

C.J.: "Hang on, cops have shitty Psyches..."

 

GM: "So then you come to a cul de sac of nothing, with a little door at the end."

Everyone to Marston: "Draw the door."

 

Barb: "Why aren't we shooting him? Why am I not shooting him?"

Someone else: "So what's your name?"

GM: "Grigori."

Everyone: "That's why we're not shooting him."

 

(after asking about engagement rings and being told the "Rare Imports" shop, where the Jewel of Destiny is hiding, doesn't have any)

Win: "Are you sure, because I've heard that you have some lovely stones here."

 

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